*this post contains some (very) mild language

Right now your head is in lovely ballroom position, and I need you to stop it.


Don’t break my chairs!

You obviously need help on this.

Tuck in that booty.

Put your hands on my pecs.

Harder. Harder!

You need to kick me in the butt.

You need to kick yourself in the butt.

Am I speaking English?

I just like hugging you guys!

And fall. Fall now.

Do you trust me?

You don’t trust me.

Tits over toes

Wind up the leg

You have a beautiful face, so stop looking at your feet.

You’re winging.


It’s my job to hold you, and it’s your job to look beautiful.


Yes! Why don’t you do that every time?